HAPPY NEW YEAR

Haha.. 2008 is over and here comes 2009.
Dang school is coming but thats not the worse part. the homework i did not manage to complete...
So this is what happened 2day. Woke up at 12pm then play comp. Then since is mother birthday the whole family went to WhiteSands eat Lerk Thai. Then eat then dont know how we eat dao $140. Then took bus number 17 go home. Wa i tell u ar the bus so crowded lor squeeze daooooo...
so thats what i did 2day. Intresting right? i knew u people out there would agree with me that it is.
so what should i say now?? Happy New Year School is starting?? [ I know i worried some amount of people out there due to the overwhelming amount of un-finished homework and the thought of fierce teachers whom u dont care about hounding u for the homework]
Aiya dunno what to type out lar.
So i shall go off le.. BB

Letter MEME

RULES:
#1 Do the “Letter MEME”.

#2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.

#3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the Letter Meme:Dear (the last person who text you),I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw you __4__5(1)/5(2)__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12__.Love,(your name).P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. Boys: What’s the colour of your undergarment?
Girls: You have 2 parts(1) What is the colour of your bra(2) What is the colour of your panty
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
Beige - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other (please state) - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
pathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drinks - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Get away now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig
Football – Silly duck
Shopping – Kisser
Indulging for food – Cranky banana
Movies – Smelly Armpits
Snacks – Horny wolf
Snooker – Tiny stuff
Bowling – Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities – Vain pot
Having a long talk – Nose picker
Taking pictures – Dumb person
Other – Burn yourself

Final draft:Dear IMRAN,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realised it when/on your dog ran amok in your closet and I saw you sit on my avacado plant. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo.Go Burn.Love, JONATHAN.P/S: You’re so lifeless, smelly armpits( AMANDA ).

ITAGYOU:
Bangs.
Fiona.
Denise.
Wuan Yi.
Samual.

Forced to do this.....

Tagged by Samuel...

1.What have you been doing recently?Rotting
2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?Yes
3.What happened at 10am today?Sleeping.
4.When did u last cry?Just now when choked on toothpaste.[It was tear actually]
5.Believe in fate/destiny? Fate,yes. Destiny, no.
6.What do you want in your life now?Be a better and smarter person
7.Do you carry a umbrella when it rains or just put up ur hood?Umbrella
8.Whats your favourite thing to have on ur bed?Pillows.
9.What bottoms are you wearing now?3/4
10.Whats the nicest thing in your inbox?Dude.Theres something called privacy.
11.Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?What kind with who?
12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?No
13.What was the last movie you caught?City of Ember
14.What are u proud of?My dota skills =D
15.What does your oldest text msg in ur inbox says?"Unless u guys have plans b4 sushi, Imran says meet at 2.30"
16.What was the last song u sang out loud?Abc.
17.Do you have any nicknames? Potato, Jpc, Pot-o, Pot.
18.What does ur last text msg says?"Im in bnet now."
19.What time did u go to bed last night?12 plus?
20.Are you currently happy?So-so
21.Who gives u the best advice?Me and myself.
22.Do u eat whipped cream straight from can?Hell no. FATTENING sia
23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?No1
24.Is something bugging you now?Yup
25.What/who was the last person to make you laugh?Winnie.
26.Do you wear toe socks?No?
27.Who was the last person you missed a call from?Samuel
28.Have you ever had your heart broken?Yup
29.What annoys you most in a person?Idiots..
30.Do you have a crush on someone?Who knows?
31.Have you ever done cocaine?No
32.What is the colour of your room?White. Pure colour~
33.Would you kill someone you hate for a billion bucks?No.Im not stupid.
34.Do you believe in the saying,talk is cheap?Is there even one?
35.Who was the last person to lie in your bed?Me..Dots
36.Who was the last person to hug you?Dont remember.
37.Did you see the last person you kissed recently?Yes?
38.Do you have a life?Yes.
39.Have you ever thought someone died,when they didnt?Yes.
40.What is the reason behind yr profile song?No profile song.
41.Who was the last person you saw in yr dreams ?Whats privacy?
42.Last time you smiled?12.30AM.
43.Have you changed this year?Yup
44.What are you listening to rite now?TV. Dance show. now got some dance abt Transformers.
45.Are you talking to someone while doing this?No
46.Do you walk with your eyes closed or open?Open and sometimes close when im tired?
47.Is there a quote you live by?No.
48.Do you want someone you can never have?Who knows?
49.Have you ever played an instrument?recorder =D
50.What was the worst idea you had this week?Why do u even ask?
51.What were you doing last night at 11pm?msn-ing*
52.Are you happy with your love life now?Do i have 1?
53.What song best describes your love life?Dots
54.Does the person know you like him/her?Dots.
55.Who always makes you laugh?Amanda, Zoey, Daren, Samuel, Winson, Imran
56.Do you speak other languages other than english?Chinese n abit hokkien and cantonese
57.Favourite websites?http://animeresult.com
58.Whats yr middle name?Lame.
60.What do you think you are like?Down-right lazy.
61.Who will you choose to die with?for the last time.PRICAVY PEOPLE.
62.Where have you been today?Tm, Imran's car, Home.
63.What game do you play often?Warcarft 3 Frozen Throne
64.Who are you missing now?Who do u think it is...im lazy to type it out...lol.
65.If you had to choose between your friend or your lover which will you choose?See which friend lar. My lover might be my friend too... Dots...
66.What are you doing right now?? Doing this dumb quiz
67.Which primary school are you from?Pasir Ris Primary School
68.Name 3 colours that you like?Blue, black, Red
69.What emotion do you like to show?Lame. Bored.
70.What is your life to you ?Life is a medium of exploring the depths of an eternity
5 people you would like to tag.
1. Fiona
2. Denise
3. Amanda
4. Adib
5. Zoey

My day

Good morning peeps its 1.40 Am in the morning! So kinda did some stuff other than rotting today. This shows that im also a important person kay.

Woke up at 9AM in the morning after sleeping at 2Am in the morning ytd. And i have to go collect my books at school. somehow or rather Dragged myself to school. Collected the books then i checked and instead of an ah Ma book i got a Wo Shi Wo Zai Xia book. z_z Lucky i check arhz. Haha then auntie saw me quite Macho ask me work for her =D. Still wondering if i shd work on 19th December, its a Friday. then chit chat with Amanda and Zoey before going home with the heavy books but somehow or rather the "going back" trip seemed less tiring then the "going there" trip.

Lala reached home then on my comp play Dota!! I know u people out there might think that i have no life playing Dota all day but actually it is quite intresting de. so u all shd try!!

2pm finally arrived and i met Daren and Samual under my block [boy wasn't that convenient] and we went to meet the rest outside Hei Sushi. But as u know hosts that are named Winson and Imran are usually late. So let me praise the Early birds Fiona, Jing Yi, Chelsa. Blah blah blah craped with Daren and finally the hosts came and we went in. Began eating and eating and eating since it was a buffet afterall. Then 1/2 an hour later Amanda and Zoey chionged in and massed ate especially Amanda luhz. After like 3 hours of eating and crapping, We stacked all the plates up high and counted 40 plates and its really tall, taller than our heads!! After our great "lunch" paid the bill and walked around for an hour and discussed what we wanna do next for 1/2 an hour. Then Amanda, Zoey, Chelsa, Jing Yi left and left Me, Winson, Imran, Fiona, Daren, Samuel to watch the "City Of Ember". Wah then the stupid counter man gave us the 2nd back row even when Winson asked for a better seat and guess what its a couple seat... Zomg.. The movie was alright but short luhz, 90 Mins. After that Walked Fiona Samuel and Daren home then me and Winson walked back home while Imran took the bus back to Simei. Ok.. thats all for my day. Samuel, I got your name right this time.

Quizzzzz

Ten things about me1. Are you single?YES.
2. Are you happy about that?Why not?
3. Are you bored?Im rotting here.
4. Are you sad?Why would i be.
5. Are you Italian?No.
6. Are you plastic?I'm 100% natural flesh and blood.
7. Are you cool?Guess not.
8. Are you Chinese?100%
.9. What are you?Perfectly normal human being.
Ten Facts
1. InitialsJ.C.J.H
2. NicknamesJpc, Potato , Potty, Pot-o
3. Birth PlaceHospital luhz.
4. Hair colour Black.
5. Age15.
6. Eye colour.Blackish-blue
7. Birthday.5th Nov.
8.Mood.Bored
9. Favourite Colours.Red? Im patriotic.
10. Left or right handedRight.
Ten this or that?
1. Love or money?Love
2. Hard liquor or beer?Neither
.3. Cats or dogs?Dogs.
4. A few best friends or many regular friends?A few best friends.
5. Television or internet?Internet if theres no channel 8 or channel U or Okto.
6. Pepsi or coke?Pepsi.
7. Wild night out or a romantic night?Depends on what occasion and with whom.
8. Money or happiness?Happiness.
9. Night or day?Night.
10. IM or phone?Whats IM?
Ten differences in a relationship
1. Smile or eyes?Both.
2. Light or dark hair?Dark.
3. Hugs or kisses?Hugs.
4. Intelligence or attraction?Attraction.
5. Hook-up or relationship?Relationship.
6. Trust or love?Both.
7. Long distance or short?Short.
8. Call or text?Same to me.
9. Older or younger?As long as she's not older than 15 XD
10. Looks or personality?Can i say both?
(:Ten Last.
1. Last phone call you made?Daren.
2. Last phone call you received?Some guy selling stuff.
3. Last person/people you hung out with?My tuition centre friends.
4. Last person to text you?Bangs.
5. Last person you tickled?Daren.
6. Last person you IM?whats IM?
7. Last person you hugged?No1? unless my pillow is accepted as an answer.
8. Last person you slept with?My califax looking head pillow [it is not califax].
9. Last person/people you laughed with?Winson and Daren.
10. Last dream you can remember? I only remember drooling after every nice dream[ just a little].
Ten people I tag
johnathan Chear
Samuel
Jia Yang
Babat
Fiona
Denise
Jingyi
Chelsa
Adib
Danny

Life is such a bore...

Guess u all know what im gonna type out 2day on my GrEAt blog. Man life is such a great thing but to me now. it is getting suck-ier and suck-ier day after day. Man life is such a repatition. I mean isn't playing all day and watching Cartoon that happen to repeat such a bore. Im just here sitting on the couch like a couch potato rotting away. Man i wouldn't dare imagine if I am a old lonely guy with a house and theres me and maybe my wive in it after all our kids have migrated elsewhere. I can imagine sitting on the couch beside the window looking at the butterflies happily visiting every single flower. Or maybe technology would be so advanced already that there would be floating cars zooming by every few seconds. To sum it all up. Life is such a bore...

Concert was a HUGE sucess

Hi peeps! I'm back and i have an announcement to make which is that im the cutest guy on 14th November 2008! Man i didnt know that i was that cute until i saw myself in an overdose of blusher.Even Miss Ang wants to pinch my cheeks due to my smooth and slmost Perfect complextion. I know im very Bhb now bbut just bear it for awhile and let me bask in my glory. Dont get it wrong. I dont wear make-up for fun. It was for the Choir concert. Besides that i am so cuTE. Sad that i dont have any pictures of myself dammit... Well anyways Thx to all my Pals who attended the concert. Yes Winson and Imran that includes u 2. Oya.. thx Winson again for blanja-ing supper to the 10 of us XD [U are 1 rich guy].LOls we had kang kong Seafood soup fu long dan some sweet porked but ost importantly Cereal prawns [ thx to Winson XD] .and Fiona was like a machine gun shooting at me no matter what i do...I hate u***. LOls im at a lost of words and i can only find 1 sentence to describe that night. Truly A night to remember.


*** About the i hate u part.. Im joking...

My 1st quiz!!

Rule #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.Rule #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.
1.Do you have secrets?- Of course~~
2. Would you fall in love with a boy younger than you?- Im not gay.
3. Do you enjoy going to school?- If theres less stressful homework and more group projects.
4. What is your current dream job?-I have no idea . Maybe a scientist or an engineer or a pilot maybe.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?- Probably not.
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?- Can i choose both??
7. Will you forgive the person who had play around with your feelings?- See how far she goes to make me forgive her.
8. If the person you like knows you like him/her, what would be your reaction if he/she said yes?- Fly over the moon luhz!
9. Is there anything that made you extremly happy?- Like duh.
10. What takes you down the fastest?- I have no idea.
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?- A rich sucessful guy thats in either of the 3 jobs mentioned above.
12. Who is currently the most important people to you?- My buddies of course.
13. What is/are the most important thing(s) in life?- hmm.. your closest ones for me.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?- Neither.
15. What your favourite colour?- I have no idea [ Amanda its not blue]
16. Would you give your all in a relationship?- If we are both sincere.
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?- Im a faithful guy =P.
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?- Must see the extent he/she goes to earn my forgiveness.
19. Will you confess to the person you like/love?-Most probably not.
20. 5 people I'm gonna tag:1)DANNY 2) SAMUEL3) JIA YANG 4) FIONA 5)DENISE

My birthday Celebrations with my Choir dudes and dudetets

Haha today was the most un-boring holiday ever in the whole of holiday history. It was actually a sloopy day as my birthday just flew past then samuel met me and when to school together. at choir we did lots of stuff like singing, standing, jumping and laughing at each other. After choir Samuel, Daren, Amanda, Zoey, Fiona, Denise went to Samual's house to play hotel626 as it was a scary game. But when we arrived I suddenly got a shock of my life as there was this Beautiful and wonderful cake right before my eyes then people around me were singing and Fiona caught me Ahm Chio-ing. After licking the cake off the plate. We played hoteel626 and every1 [ mostly Zoey] were screaming and Fiona was so fasinated by the ghost while Denise was trying get her away the screen. Then after that every1 including me went back home and Zoey and Denise pang sei-ed me!! but nevertheless i still am touched and thankful that i have such great friends like the people i mentioned above ^^.

Happy Birthday to MySelf!!

Haha im back after sooo many days of slacking and my main reason of blogging 2night is cuz its my bDay!!! so wish me a happy birthday! I wont mind a Belated or Super Belated 1! So far these are my friends who have wished me a happy Birthday [ Samuel, Amanda, Zoey, Denise, Daren, the Nicholas-es, Jia Yang, Liyana, Jeremy ]. So if you are my friend and u have not wished me a happy Birthday do it fast because time's running out!! Don't Needa worry about the presents Peeps its the thought that counts So don't feel afraid cuz i won't eat u up although im big and scary muhahahaha, Well thats all for tonight peeps!!

Anime rocks!

Muhahaha im here again to keep my blog alive and as you people out there know im an avid fan of Anime especially Bleach. So as i want to keep my blog alive and have nothing else to talk about, im posting something on Bleach now!! Ain't it great? So now Bleach is at episode 192 and it is so exciting now cuz the main character Ichigo is gonna kill all the baddies!! So that Good will prevail!! and its exciting cuz there will be a lot of cool stuff happening and clashes between the forces of good and evil muhahaha. Sooooo all please support Bleach and get addicted like Chun Ho when I introduced it to him!

EXAMS

Muhahaha. Im back from all the slacking. Lets see what should i talk about. Hmmm. Maybe about my EOY exams. Overall its alright i guess. Cuz i didnt fail any subjects Wooo. gimme a five XD. zzz but i didnt get a A for my a maths [Step] XD. Lols zz nth to talk about lehz. 1 more thing. I AM ACTUALLY NERVOUS ABOUT MY CHEM SPA! Okay nights. I know im lame XD

EXAMS Are Over! wopee

Muhahahahahaha! Im back. Exams are over! Can Dota and watch anime whole day liao XD. ain;t life good?? Hmm Went to Tpm with Chear wuanYi and Fiona. Played with garlic and stuff and i found out the im addicted to fish XD. then went 2 watch movie xD Muhahahaha. z_z dunno wad 2 blog le zz. some1 asve me z_z now im bored. ahh some1 talk 2 me on Msn!

Im Doomed!

AHH IM DOOMED... I lost my chem textbook... How Great is that? And theres a test 2morrow... Whats worse is that i dunno where i lost it at z_Z. Ps Amanda now cant lend u my Chemistry Textbook. Nvm about that back to finding my notes.

A poem about me!! Claps*

Jonathan Potato
The perfidous potato
who looks like a tomato
Everywhere and anywhere he has been to

Budding thrice daily
Eating his chocolate diary
thinking of vegetable fairies
While incubating wild cherries

Sitting on the throne of radish
he will simply vanish
When he catches sight of a tasty donish
Gobbling it up with in a hasty finish

At the end of the day
He keeps himself at bay
Planning himself for May
When he would harvest potatoes on a tray

Sick of mild prosaic potatoes
He sits there staring at his toes
Wondering about American burritos
Unaware of an incoming tornado

The tornado arrives and around his farm it gyrates
Causing the corpulent farmer to turn irate
Until it turns back out of the garden gate
Producing mash potatoes of top grade

Tada. I'm done[Actually its only 3/4 done]. Compliments to Ahmad Adib of 3E2 for writing this devoting poem about potatoes.

Boring Nights

Dammit... Im Soooo Bored these days and i can't any form of entertainment[Except talking to ART and ZBT] these few nights Z_Z its such a bother dammit... Still pissed with what happened on Thursday... Man it totally sucks come to think of it. so disappointed. Haiz.. But what can I do its their own freedom. Actually I'm more of disappointed then angry whatsoever. I just lost trust of another 2 teachers. Mannn what can be worst. shit fell on me got sprayed by chocolate oreo crush bubble tea and curry on my shirt on Thursday...Tell me what can be worse.... Having tough times getting off those stains. Nothing to do but encourage my NEW HITACHI washing machine!! Dang... took that off the advertisement [ My washing machine ain't Hitashi]. Go Go! Do your stuff and scrub those stains off i will treat you to new detergent i guess.. Dang ain't going anywhere with this post t.t. Now where was I... Dang i got lost never mind I shall continue this conquest to blog when I found my compass and map. So till next time folks!

The most boring day of my life

Ok...Let me start my all ever 1st entry 4 my 'wonderful' and great blog....

Today, 6th Sept was the most boring day of my life...
Look below for the lists of things i have done...
1.) Slacked
2.) Go tuition
3.) Slept and Drooled
4.) Play Comp
5.) Went to E-Hub [Not fun at all]

This is the 1st time i thought that holidays are stupid and endless... like _ _ _ _... u know what i mean... Dont u feel that time is dragging me down... Just like Jarrell said.. If I could turn the hands of time... Sadly the great and all-powerful me cant... Dammit... If only i did not chiong finish all my homework on Saturday... i have a great advice for all DONT CHIONG ALL YOUR HOLIDAY HOMEWORK SO SOON CUZ IT WILL SUCK IF YOU DO... Dang headache is killing my all-mighty brain cells... I can feel my physics knowledge flowing away... I guess thats all for this all boring day... GOODBYE