Quizzie~ EDITED VERSION!

*Koped from Amanda & Zoey
Objective:Just answer the question
Rule: Respond to these as you like.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Eh...Are you blind? I'm Freaking ugly lar
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: Oh... Okay... [Turns around & walks away]
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Try flooding my house with cash for a change wouldn't you?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: That explains you failing your NAPFA test and recent tests I guess...Well, I don't know.
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR:I see. FYI I hate Bruneians so buzz of.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me
YR:Oh really... Why didn't I know that? I wonder...
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR:Who is looking at you. Siao!
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!YR:I am nice?Thanks for the compliement but I don't really date dogs. I keep them as pets.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!YR:I rather walk to the ends of the Earth than take a ride with someone as filthy as you.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: You should look in the mirror for a change, the change would be ermm life shattering.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: In order to date me, you have to date my dog first. You up for the challenge?
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please plase?
YR : Sorry, I do not give away my number just purely because some insignificant moron wants it. If you still don't get the message, BUZZ OFF!
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: Sure, your place? Opps i forgotten that i don't enter dog dens. So too bad.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Do I know you? I seem to have this " I forget insignificant morons" disease.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Did I hear a dog bark? guess it was my imagination.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Oh hi bastard! Dang, I'm sorry dude, I have forgotten that you are an illegitimate child.
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Guess we have the same smell don't we? Hey wait, yours have a slight tinge of rotten eggs in it too!
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you?!
YR: Let me get this straight. You are saying that to me because you are the one that hates me because I am much better than you. Remember? Sports day when i beat you flat at the 4x 100m relay? I even lapped you once.
4) What an ugly creature you are!YR: Is it me or does your face have the texture of spongebob? Come to think of it, your face looks like part of your butt. From this angle, it seems congruent! Astonishing! you should be in the museum!
5) I am going to your ass in this race for sure!YR: Dirty people like dirty places. What can I say. No wonder theres this putrid stench whenever you are as close as 5 feet near me.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...YR: I'm sorry it is all over. Who asked you to two time me u b!tch
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Am I part of your dream?
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: Go back where? To your dog's den? No way.
4) Please call me...
YR: It just ain't worth the money calling you.
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: Okay... Want a soda? We can talk over lunch..... after you have gotten over me like maybe in another 5 years or so?
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Why thank you very much, actually it is just you standing beside me causing my beauty to shine out.
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR : Changed? For the worse maybe.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Hmm 50% discount for an item I don't need at all.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: You sound like my neighbours maid for some reason.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: That explains it.

Im 54% retarded!!! hahaha!
[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a "blonde".
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 18 MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM __% RETARDED"

Sam asked me to do this when I am supposed to do my homework... Quite retarded though.