HAPPY NEW YEAR

Haha.. 2008 is over and here comes 2009.
Dang school is coming but thats not the worse part. the homework i did not manage to complete...
So this is what happened 2day. Woke up at 12pm then play comp. Then since is mother birthday the whole family went to WhiteSands eat Lerk Thai. Then eat then dont know how we eat dao $140. Then took bus number 17 go home. Wa i tell u ar the bus so crowded lor squeeze daooooo...
so thats what i did 2day. Intresting right? i knew u people out there would agree with me that it is.
so what should i say now?? Happy New Year School is starting?? [ I know i worried some amount of people out there due to the overwhelming amount of un-finished homework and the thought of fierce teachers whom u dont care about hounding u for the homework]
Aiya dunno what to type out lar.
So i shall go off le.. BB

Letter MEME

RULES:
#1 Do the “Letter MEME”.

#2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.

#3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the Letter Meme:Dear (the last person who text you),I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw you __4__5(1)/5(2)__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12__.Love,(your name).P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. Boys: What’s the colour of your undergarment?
Girls: You have 2 parts(1) What is the colour of your bra(2) What is the colour of your panty
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
Beige - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other (please state) - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
pathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drinks - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Get away now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig
Football – Silly duck
Shopping – Kisser
Indulging for food – Cranky banana
Movies – Smelly Armpits
Snacks – Horny wolf
Snooker – Tiny stuff
Bowling – Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities – Vain pot
Having a long talk – Nose picker
Taking pictures – Dumb person
Other – Burn yourself

Final draft:Dear IMRAN,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realised it when/on your dog ran amok in your closet and I saw you sit on my avacado plant. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo.Go Burn.Love, JONATHAN.P/S: You’re so lifeless, smelly armpits( AMANDA ).

ITAGYOU:
Bangs.
Fiona.
Denise.
Wuan Yi.
Samual.

Forced to do this.....

Tagged by Samuel...

1.What have you been doing recently?Rotting
2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?Yes
3.What happened at 10am today?Sleeping.
4.When did u last cry?Just now when choked on toothpaste.[It was tear actually]
5.Believe in fate/destiny? Fate,yes. Destiny, no.
6.What do you want in your life now?Be a better and smarter person
7.Do you carry a umbrella when it rains or just put up ur hood?Umbrella
8.Whats your favourite thing to have on ur bed?Pillows.
9.What bottoms are you wearing now?3/4
10.Whats the nicest thing in your inbox?Dude.Theres something called privacy.
11.Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?What kind with who?
12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?No
13.What was the last movie you caught?City of Ember
14.What are u proud of?My dota skills =D
15.What does your oldest text msg in ur inbox says?"Unless u guys have plans b4 sushi, Imran says meet at 2.30"
16.What was the last song u sang out loud?Abc.
17.Do you have any nicknames? Potato, Jpc, Pot-o, Pot.
18.What does ur last text msg says?"Im in bnet now."
19.What time did u go to bed last night?12 plus?
20.Are you currently happy?So-so
21.Who gives u the best advice?Me and myself.
22.Do u eat whipped cream straight from can?Hell no. FATTENING sia
23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?No1
24.Is something bugging you now?Yup
25.What/who was the last person to make you laugh?Winnie.
26.Do you wear toe socks?No?
27.Who was the last person you missed a call from?Samuel
28.Have you ever had your heart broken?Yup
29.What annoys you most in a person?Idiots..
30.Do you have a crush on someone?Who knows?
31.Have you ever done cocaine?No
32.What is the colour of your room?White. Pure colour~
33.Would you kill someone you hate for a billion bucks?No.Im not stupid.
34.Do you believe in the saying,talk is cheap?Is there even one?
35.Who was the last person to lie in your bed?Me..Dots
36.Who was the last person to hug you?Dont remember.
37.Did you see the last person you kissed recently?Yes?
38.Do you have a life?Yes.
39.Have you ever thought someone died,when they didnt?Yes.
40.What is the reason behind yr profile song?No profile song.
41.Who was the last person you saw in yr dreams ?Whats privacy?
42.Last time you smiled?12.30AM.
43.Have you changed this year?Yup
44.What are you listening to rite now?TV. Dance show. now got some dance abt Transformers.
45.Are you talking to someone while doing this?No
46.Do you walk with your eyes closed or open?Open and sometimes close when im tired?
47.Is there a quote you live by?No.
48.Do you want someone you can never have?Who knows?
49.Have you ever played an instrument?recorder =D
50.What was the worst idea you had this week?Why do u even ask?
51.What were you doing last night at 11pm?msn-ing*
52.Are you happy with your love life now?Do i have 1?
53.What song best describes your love life?Dots
54.Does the person know you like him/her?Dots.
55.Who always makes you laugh?Amanda, Zoey, Daren, Samuel, Winson, Imran
56.Do you speak other languages other than english?Chinese n abit hokkien and cantonese
57.Favourite websites?http://animeresult.com
58.Whats yr middle name?Lame.
60.What do you think you are like?Down-right lazy.
61.Who will you choose to die with?for the last time.PRICAVY PEOPLE.
62.Where have you been today?Tm, Imran's car, Home.
63.What game do you play often?Warcarft 3 Frozen Throne
64.Who are you missing now?Who do u think it is...im lazy to type it out...lol.
65.If you had to choose between your friend or your lover which will you choose?See which friend lar. My lover might be my friend too... Dots...
66.What are you doing right now?? Doing this dumb quiz
67.Which primary school are you from?Pasir Ris Primary School
68.Name 3 colours that you like?Blue, black, Red
69.What emotion do you like to show?Lame. Bored.
70.What is your life to you ?Life is a medium of exploring the depths of an eternity
5 people you would like to tag.
1. Fiona
2. Denise
3. Amanda
4. Adib
5. Zoey