Quizzie~ EDITED VERSION!

*Koped from Amanda & Zoey
Objective:Just answer the question
Rule: Respond to these as you like.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Eh...Are you blind? I'm Freaking ugly lar
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: Oh... Okay... [Turns around & walks away]
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Try flooding my house with cash for a change wouldn't you?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: That explains you failing your NAPFA test and recent tests I guess...Well, I don't know.
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR:I see. FYI I hate Bruneians so buzz of.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me
YR:Oh really... Why didn't I know that? I wonder...
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR:Who is looking at you. Siao!
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!YR:I am nice?Thanks for the compliement but I don't really date dogs. I keep them as pets.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!YR:I rather walk to the ends of the Earth than take a ride with someone as filthy as you.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: You should look in the mirror for a change, the change would be ermm life shattering.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: In order to date me, you have to date my dog first. You up for the challenge?
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please plase?
YR : Sorry, I do not give away my number just purely because some insignificant moron wants it. If you still don't get the message, BUZZ OFF!
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: Sure, your place? Opps i forgotten that i don't enter dog dens. So too bad.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Do I know you? I seem to have this " I forget insignificant morons" disease.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Did I hear a dog bark? guess it was my imagination.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Oh hi bastard! Dang, I'm sorry dude, I have forgotten that you are an illegitimate child.
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Guess we have the same smell don't we? Hey wait, yours have a slight tinge of rotten eggs in it too!
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you?!
YR: Let me get this straight. You are saying that to me because you are the one that hates me because I am much better than you. Remember? Sports day when i beat you flat at the 4x 100m relay? I even lapped you once.
4) What an ugly creature you are!YR: Is it me or does your face have the texture of spongebob? Come to think of it, your face looks like part of your butt. From this angle, it seems congruent! Astonishing! you should be in the museum!
5) I am going to your ass in this race for sure!YR: Dirty people like dirty places. What can I say. No wonder theres this putrid stench whenever you are as close as 5 feet near me.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...YR: I'm sorry it is all over. Who asked you to two time me u b!tch
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Am I part of your dream?
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: Go back where? To your dog's den? No way.
4) Please call me...
YR: It just ain't worth the money calling you.
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: Okay... Want a soda? We can talk over lunch..... after you have gotten over me like maybe in another 5 years or so?
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Why thank you very much, actually it is just you standing beside me causing my beauty to shine out.
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR : Changed? For the worse maybe.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Hmm 50% discount for an item I don't need at all.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: You sound like my neighbours maid for some reason.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: That explains it.